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Grandma's Top Tips!

My grandma is my only remaining grandparent and I love her dearly even though from time to time she has had the tendency to cause me embarrassment. Whenever I see my grandma you can be sure that she will have some useful advice to offer. I think that these pieces of advice can be of use to everyone and so I present them here. I should also point out here that my grandma is unaware of her presence on the net accessible by the entire world as telling her would necessitate explaining what the internet is, something which I don't have a year to do.


Tip 1

Be Careful Where You Buy Meat Sandwiches

Once when I was going somewhere on a trip for a few days I was happy of the advice to be careful where I bought meat sandwiches from. As my grandma pointed out you can never be sure about these butcher shops. Grandma's advice is to always be careful and make sure that the shop looks safe before making your purchase. A sound piece of advice for anyone I think.

Tip 2

Don't Forget To Dry Your Clothes Properly Before You Wear Them

My grandma has often reminded both myself and my sister of this important piece of advice and now I pass it on to you in the hope that none of you will forget to dry your clothes before wearing them again. All too often before receiving this advice I used to find myself half way down the street before stopping and thinking "hang on a moment, I never dried these jeans" but thanks to my grandma, I will never make this mistake again.


As you can see, my Grandma is literally an oracle of useful, wise tips and advice. I'm afraid that currently she does not have an email address and I don't think that she intends to have one in the near future, however if you send email to me at: matt@mattmarsh.net then I would only be too happy to pass it on.

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